Henry Paulson

Henry? Hank? We're not sure but "bailout boy" works just fine.

In the last days of the Bush Administration, Paulson dumped billions, no trillions, of dollars into failing banks.

And look at what they did. Went on executive retreats. Bought new planes. Redecorated their offices.

Accountability? Paulson seems to have forgotten all about that, if he knew what it was to begin with.

Chase will continue to sell debt for pennies on the dollar to people like Mann Bracken, who will break the law to collect as much as they can.

What's with the headphones? Why he's listening to Rush Limbaugh, of course!